Sunday, December 13, 2009

reading aloud angelic orgasm reading quietly saying aloud "autistic 8-year-old" repeating silently "autistic 8-year-old".

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  1. dear jordon :

    a depressed 80 year old vegan played the drums in a punk band. the other members wanted to kick him out of the band because they thought vegans were weird. when the depressed 80 year old vegan heard about the other band members wanting to kick him out, he stole three guitars and sold them on ebay.
    the depressed 80 year old wrote 'feeling depressed' for his facebook status. the depressed vegan 80 year old lived in coronado hall at the university of new mexico. the depressed vegan decided he wanted to start smoking and went outside to look for a cigarette. the depressed 80 year old vegan saw you outside smoking and he thought you were an autistic 8 year old.he remembered he had an eight year old daughter who lived on walney island and it was her birthday.the depressed 80 year old vegan ran back to his room because he wanted to call his daughter on walney island.the depressed 80 year old vegan forgot the number and fell asleep on the floor near his phone.


    andy

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  2. dear jordan

    hal jacobs works at the marc jacobs store on bleeker street in the west village. hal jacobs sometimes gets depressed and cries in the bathroom on his lunch break. hal jacobs is almost 29 years old. hal jacobs is the younger brother of marc jacobs. hal jacobs has a masters degree in adult education that he got online from the university of phoenix. hal jacobs pretends that he has a boyfriend but in reality he has a girlfriend. hal jacobs is afraid that his brother will make fun of him because he likes girls. hal jacobs's girlfriend works at a subway on staten island.
    when hal jacobs works at marc jacobs, he feels excited to take the fairy to staten island after work and eat subway with his girlfriend.

    andy

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