I am making a spreadsheet of my existence
I have numerically rated all of my experiences
on a 10 point scale
I have factored in income
also cigarette intake
my current happiness level
is around 4.18 on a 10 point scale
existence is currently rated
-14.28
I fell asleep in the laundromat
someone stole my load of underwear
socks, and pillow cases
and my fabric softener
that smelled like 'mountain breeze'
the washing machine just broke
the sound barrier
I rate this experience as 7.40
I learned a life lesson
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This is my favorite college poem, though it is not n of x.
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